Welcome.

We’re π•Ώπ–—π–†π–Œπ–Žπ–ˆ: π•Ώπ–π–Š π•Ύπ–†π–‰π–‰π–Šπ–“π–Žπ–“π–Œ β€” part of Tragic Planet, a wider mess of bad ideas, bootleg brilliance, and things that probably shouldn’t exist.

We make unofficial, make-believe trading cards β€” mostly inspired by Magic: The Gathering, music, and whatever else we’re into that week. It usually starts with design, collage, and Photoshop, and ends somewhere between obsession and stupidity.

We’ve been making things together since we were kids β€” drawing, building, breaking, wrapping Lego men in bog roll β€” not much has changed, just slightly better tools.

We don’t really have a grand plan. Most of this exists because we enjoy it.

If people discover new music through it, a new game we’ve made or feel a bit less alone in liking niche, nerdy, slightly tragic stuff β€” that’s enough.. 

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